Friday, May 16, 2008

Welcome to the Angry Fat Chick!

So this is my first post on this blog....

You can always check out my adventures of the porn store here:
http://pornstoregirl.blogspot.com

This blog is more of a view of my life, my thoughts, and pretty much anything on hand. I'm angry, I'm fat, and I have a decent sense of humor.

Now, onto business!

I'm tired of hearing other fat chicks bitch about the quality of men they're bringing home. Honestly? Stop shovelling the fat laden products in your mouth and listen:

1.) Confidence is key. If you think you are an ugly, fat loser who deserves nothing better than the slob with the mustard stains on his wife beater, you really are a fat loser who deserves nothing better than the slob with the mustard stains on his wife beater. Don't be weak minded. You may not be able to score Brad Pitt, but there are plenty of attractive males out there that look beyond the exterior.

2.) Don't act desperate. Desperate girls get losers. Take me for example: Before I had confidence, the guy I was dating was an abusive loser with a fiancee and a kid. It took me 6 months to realize that I deserved better than him, and moved on.

3.) Don't settle. Sure, the guy may be...lacking in the job department, but he'll surely find a job. <-- Note sarcasm, please. You want a total package. Job... stability (both mental and somewhat financial)...maybe even looks? Trust me, he's out there for you.

Now, I know I'm single. I know you may be thinking, "Why take advice from a single, angry fat chick?" I'm single because I choose to be. It's not that the pickings are slim, but it's because I choose to be single. I'm planning a halfway cross country move. Not every guy is willing to up and leave his family and friends behind because his girlfriend/fiancee/wife has the urge to do it. If I found a guy willing, that'd be fantastic, I'm still keeping an open mind.

I will be dating around, and posting my adventures, and quite possibly misadventures here, as well as some sage advice every now and then.

Kelly